Kansas City Chiefs tight end Tony Gonzalez doesn't let himself get too caught up in the traditional way of doing things. He played football and basketball while at Cal even though somebody probably told him it was a bad idea, he knocked up the lovely Lauren Sanchez without slipping a ring on her finger and now he's taking part in a commitment ceremony on July 20th. Don't be fooled by the tight end or the commitment ceremony, Gonzalez is still straight as an Arrowhead Stadium it's just that he's from California, with a gal named October and probably concerned about keeping as much of his money as possible when the relationship falls apart.
“We’re not signing any papers,” Gonzalez told her, “but I wanted the world to know that I love her and want to spend my life with her. I did it the best way for me.”
The best way for you indeed, Tony G. Let the world know you love her and want to spend your life with her but keep her hippy paws off your cash because you're letting them know that in a ceremony officiated by former Chiefs fullback Tony Richardson.
"To be honest, your honor, Tony took so many hits to the head that things don't really work quite right up there anymore. He thinks he's a minister and, well, October isn't really a religious gal so I figured, what the fuck. I wrote some vows and told her I felt a spiritual connection, blah blah blah, but we never had a, you know, formal arrangement about anything."
Gonzalez met the still October Russell while she was working at a restaurant five years ago. The owner of the restaurant wasn't exactly a believer in the traditional marriage either. Who was he? Dennis Rodman.
anthony gonzalez known to all as tony is a self satisfied dick. who has his head up his own ass. trust me im his family and personaly seen with my own eyes how bad he acts twords them due to him trying to not be as black as he is. he loves to have everyone kiss his ass just to talk to him he aint shit he is crazy as his dad is and was.but dont fear he will problbly do what michael jackson did and try to change his skin color. have you ever seen him out you will notice the only blacks are other players. but he got tons of white people around him. he was gay when he was young just ask him about the days at the dooley ranch. yea for more juicy details contact me at momsboybud2AOL.COM
Posted by: tony gonzalez | July 06, 2007 at 09:38 PM
Ok B.D., we all know that you just got out of the slammer, probably tired of your commitment to bubba...grow up dude, ignorance is not bliss...listen up, a word of advice..trade in the jumpsuit for some slacks and a tie (not the kind you wear to an arraignment) and give up the career criminal bit and try something legitimate...don't be a hater.
Posted by: John McCain for President | July 17, 2007 at 02:14 AM
I ahve to admit--as much as I like him as a player...I do know he is really GAY! Why would TRich (I'm sure he knows) do a cermony knowing it's all a lie!
Posted by: TonyGFann | September 24, 2007 at 04:22 PM
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Posted by: air jordans | November 04, 2010 at 11:51 PM
The first poster is so full of it.. Tony Gonzalez is the nicest guy ever. Very humble, and it's sad you had to make up that whole thing... people believe this shit on line. You need to be careful what you write. By the way, Tony is Cuban.
Posted by: KiKI | September 03, 2011 at 01:34 PM
to the first poster...FYI he dominican not black. ;). Idk Tony Gonzalez or much about him except that he on pace to be 2nd on the all time reception list something like that...but yea i am hispanic and have to let everyone know he's Dominican. I agree with him saving his money cuz the apparently the other one (Lauren Sanchez) wanted to take it. enjoy
Posted by: HispanicSupporter | October 23, 2011 at 02:28 PM