Bruce Willis' current squeeze is Playboy Playmate Tamara Witmer but if the bald lothario can't keep her satisfied she's already got a good idea about who she'd like to ride to fame and fortune next. She's not going to change streams and look for a "regular" guy. No, Miss August 2005 has her sights set on another celebrity or pseudo-celebrity, she already counts Jean-Claude Van Damme among her conquests, to keep her in the gossip columns.
If Willis doesn't work out, she'd like a crack at the Lakers' Luke Walton, or Owen Wilson - although "I heard he's a real dog." Still, "I love going out with celebrities. I'm always up for it."
Witmer and Walton actually have something in common. She's an athlete as well, a veteran of the Los Angeles Temptation, the winners of the 2005 Lingerie Bowl. I'm not sure what position she played but I'm sure she did a great job. Walton may not be as high on the A-List as Willis or Wilson, hell he's not even the third-best player on his team, but you'd be hard-pressed to find too many hoopsters in a better position than the Laker forward. He's in L.A., plays in front of celebrities every night and seems to be beating off starlets with a stick. That he came from Bill Walton says a lot about how good looking his mother must be.
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