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Porras

Normally when you go for a massage and ask for a happy ending you are the one who goes home happy at the conclusion of your rubdown. Not so when you go to Tom Porras of Scottsdale, Arizona. Porras, a former Arena League quarterback and track coach at Saguaro High School, is under indictment for public sexual indecency and assault after a 17-year old member of his team complained about what went on at his house on April 25.

There was soft music playing in the loft when the 17-year-old track athlete arrived at her coach's home after school...Tom Porras, 49, a former professional football player and substitute teacher and track coach at Saguaro High School, had asked the girl to come to his house to watch videos of other athletes doing the long jump. He also asked if he could give her an "athletic massage."

Porras told her to put on her two-piece bathing suit, and led her to a loft where he asked her to sit on an exercise ball. He massaged her neck and shoulders then asked her to roll onto her stomach. He fondled her buttocks beneath her bathing suit. Porras kissed her neck, cheeks and buttocks, and told her that if she had questions about sex, he would answer them. She declined. The girl told police she "felt uncomfortable, but didn't know what to do."

She became alarmed when he ejaculated on her. He told her it was massage oil.

As she was leaving his house, her coach had one last piece of advice for her. If she saw his son outside, she should tell him they were just "watching sports videos."

There's really a lot of questions to answer here.

She just happened to have a two-piece bathing suit with her when she went to the house to watch videos of long jumping?
She didn't become alarmed until he ejaculated on her?
Who willingly allows a mustachioed man to massage them?
What's the best music to have on in the background when you sexually assault an underage girl? It says soft music but are we talking Enya? Bobby McFerrin? Something from Porras' underrated second album "Music That Creeps You Out"?
Did she consider taking Porras up on his offer for a question about sex so she could ask if sex is supposed to take place with a non-consenual partner who is one-third your age and a member of the high school team you coach?
Is there ever a time when ejaculate is an appropriate massage oil?
Did she pick up any good pointers for her long jumping? I mean, aside from learning that when a creepy old man shoots a load on your back you jump pretty fucking far.
How many times has Porras Jr. been shooting some hoops in the driveway when an ashen-faced high school girl left the house and told him that she'd just been watching "sports videos" with his dad before he went in the house to find his father waiting with a dopey grin and a Putty-esque high-five?

(Thanks to With Leather for doing the dirty, dirty work)