The good fellas at Deadspin have this up (check out their Cardinal love in today's Times), but it originated at a site called The Movable Buffet that deals with all things Vega$. Mike Tyson, fresh off of beating up women, is going to be put out to stud servicing them. Or so says Heidi Fleiss in an interview on the site today. Site operator Richard Abowitz sits down with the famous madam to discuss her plans to open a stud farm in rural Nevada and the former heavyweight champion she's hoping to have as her featured performer. So if you're wondering, ladies, you can no either have sex with Tyson by choice and it will cost you money or you can have sex with him by force and it will cost you much more. Choose wisely.
Herewith, the interview with Fleiss:
Q: How long ago was this?
A: It was in June. I said to him, 'You going to be my stud?' And he said, 'Heidi I don't care what any man says. It's every man's dream to please every woman no matter how old, how young, how fat, how pretty, how ugly, it's every man's dream to please every woman and especially get paid for it.' And, he goes, 'Hell yeah, I'll be your number one stud.'Q: Do you think he was joking?
A: Half and half. Don't ever underestimate Mike Tyson. He is a genius and he can be very stupid like most people.
For those of you keeping score at home, this is the second person this week to make mention of Mike Tyson's intellectual prowess as we already discussed the high esteem Republican Senate Candidate from Maryland Michael Steele has for his former brother-in-law. I think hearing other human beings wax on about Mike Tyson's smarts is the only unbelievable thing associated with his name at this point.
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