Come Monday look for a missive proclaiming the everlasting greatness of Chad Pennington, Eric Mangini and the New York Jets. That's nothing new in these parts but what is new is the guy who will be writing it. JD of the Six Pack Sports Report is a diehard Patriot fan but he will pull a Curtis Martin and switch sides after the Jets pull off the victory at the Meadowlands this weekend. If he does a good enough job we'll invite him back to explain the greatness of the Yankees in the ALCS aftermath.
In the unlikely event that the Patriots should make a game-time decision to dip into Rodney Harrison's unused stash of HGH and juice themselves up for a win I will be forced to swallow my pride and extol certain "virtues" of the winning New England side. A harder thing I've never done, that's for sure, but thankfully if push does come to shove at least their quarterback shares my alma mater, my love for the Yankees and my belief in fine Brazillian ass.
In the event of a tie we'll each mow the other guy's lawn in our wives best Sunday dresses.
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