The mystery of what happened to Don Chaney is starting to unravel and, as expected, every finger points to the evil leader of Madison Square Garden, James Dolan.
A black garbage bag containing a human leg was found Wednesday morning washed ashore on an ultra-exclusive private beach in Cove Neck belonging to Madison Square Garden chairman James Dolan, Nassau County Police said.
Dolan, who is fond of changing the words to Bruce Springsteen songs for use by his non-platinum band JD & The Straight Shot, may or may not appreciate my work but here we go.
I saw him standing on the sidelines, twirling his clipboard
Me and him went for a ride, sir, and one innocent person died
From the town of Cove Neck, Long Island with a sawed off leg on my lap
Through to the badlands of Manhattan I killed everybit of hope in my path
I can't say I'm sorry for the things I've done
At least for a little while I had myself some time in the sun
The fans brought in a guilty verdict and the media sentenced me to death
Midnight in a courtside seat with thunderstix across my chest
Isiah, when the man pulls that switch and snaps my fat neck back
You make sure Nate Robinson is sittin right there on my lap
They declared me unfit to own, said into the CBA my soul be hurled
They wanted to know why I did what I did
Well, sir, I guess there's just a meanness in this world
All apologies to the Boss and none to the shit cadet who continues to ruin the orange and blue.